Let the race begin

Who Am I Really....?

Networking sites say that people

are really interested in what is most personal,

so here you go.

1. I live my life around two teenage boys name Kyle and Sean, my 2 nephews. The greatest gift my sister ever could have given me.
2. My other business name is BGM Graphics and I never tell anyone what BGM stands for until you know me for one year.

(Don’t you wish you knew me for a year)

3. My favorite time of year is still summer although being over 40 makes the heat a bitch some days.
4. I did stand up once at a bar in Jersey but hated the lights in my face because I couldn’t see the people laughing.

What fun is that? I can do that at home with a laugh track.

5. I love Big speakers and Big TV’s. No small Bosé for this girl.
6. I have a fetish for gadgets and electronic equipment.
7. If I could do anything on earth it would be drag race. Nothing ever came so easy for me.
8. I listen to Eckhart Tolle’s audio books constantly. “NOW” is here somewhere I just know it.
9. I once chased a drunk driver for 40 minutes through Middlesex until the cops caught us.
10. I have a titanium cage in my back from that drunk hitting me over 15 times, that begs the question,

“why don’t they just keep drunks in cages?

11. I despise winter and pretty much whimper through Jan- March.
12. I would love to spend a whole year working with Dolphins.
13. I am recovering from an abusive relationship with the stock market.
14. I am happiest when painting and have been known to snarl if I am interrupted.
15. My favorite movies are; A League of Their Own, The Rose, Madea goes to Jail.
16. I compare every new sitcom to MASH.
17. My family is most like “Everybody Loves Raymond” no really.
18. I have a Brown belt in Karate.
19. There are squirrels more domesticated then me.
20. I curse worse than my Dad who was a “truck driver”.
21. I did the Catholic school gig from 1st to 8th grade. Have the penmanship to prove it!
22. I get most crazy over kids being raised in abusive or neglected homes.
23. I love my nephews being over with all their friends. Keeps me young.
24. I once hemmed curtains with duct tape, ok ...twice
25. I can’t remember names or faces!
26. KFC is my favorite fast food, and I usually eat 6 thighs at a time).
27.The one song that can always put me in a great mood “Oohh it’s Magic” from the seventies.
28. I think slow drivers in the fast lane should be punished ...severely.
29. I cheer drivers who have the balls to drive down the shoulder in traffic.

If they can risk getting that 500 hundred dollar ticket... well bless them.

30. I am a book-aholic and yes I like to smell them.
31. My favorite TV show is Smallville. OMG Tom Welling is hot!
32. I played softball for 22 years in the outfield and loved to catch the ball behind my back.
33. I worked on the TV show David Toma on UPN 9 in the 80’s and appeared on 7 shows.
34. I spent 5 years as a motivational speaker in the 80’s. Of course that before there was

a title of “motivational speaker”

35. No comediane can make me laugh harder than Paula Poundstone. She once cured me of depression.
36. I don’t think a handbag should cost more than what I have to put in it.
37. I am a LEO and am just like they say.

Car Chase with Drunk Driver

I must tell you that the woman who hit me is now sober for over 4 years. It pays some times to get involved. She calls me her Guardian Angel.

Let the race begin